Lots of laugh>>5<<

[rooneyful]

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>>Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

>>Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you are a referee.

>>Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

>>They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

>>A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

>>Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

>>Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

>>You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.

>>True friends stab you in the front.

>>Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

>>Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

>>Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired

>>My wife and I always compromise.I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

>>Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

>>Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

>>It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

>>They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

>>Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

>>Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

>> Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books

[admin]

lol amazing..thanks allot rooney

[rooneyful]

ur always welcome bro..

[admin]

so you dont have more jokes?

[rooneyful]

Yea..dude...but just waiting for replies to fill in for all my threads :-D

[armantaherian]

nice ones

[rooneyful]

thanks plupy...and welcome to the forum..

[zak2one]

Nice one mate!!!!